Jack Careen day

March 11th, International Jack Careen day, hate that guy, with all his strategy games, smh

Joe:What’s today?
Steve:National Jack careen day
Joe:You confuse me…

by 45er March 4, 2022

rats for cracker jacks

A term meaning that sucks, or oh darn, or fuck. A let down.

"Rats for cracker jacks, i just wokeup @ 11 am and my interview was at 8 am."

by Katrina duPon t June 11, 2006

tore up jack

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.

That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.

by Little Retard November 5, 2005

The Jack Talk Thai

A method used when trying to detect the authenticity of another person's story. Take two fingers and apply in to the wrist pulse area. This is all done for effect for if the subject is uncomfortable with what they are relating in any way they should betray themselves.

I used the Jack Talk Thai on Andrea and was fully satisfied when she unflinchingly repeated her entire alibi with utmost poise. The only downfall of this reassuring procedure was that I was relegated to the couch for the night.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Jack Shephard Special

A drink and a cry. Based off the character from the tv show Lost's propensity to both cry and drink, sometimes both.

After losing his girlfriend, Bill decided to have the Jack Shephard Special.

Some of Matthew Fox's other characters enjoy the Jack Shephard Special as well.

by Lost Watcher February 6, 2009

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

Jack Bauer

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.

Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.

by Andy Norris June 4, 2008