blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.

Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.

by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015

Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

plays like he has one hand

Simply has no need for the other hand, and so well played it seems the person only needs one hand to play.

"Yo the guy in this game plays like he has one hand!"

by ChoccyMilf September 17, 2017

Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.

When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.

by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011

air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.

Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?

by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

One hand covering half of the face in photos

This shows that you are homosexual. Many people will take pictures/selfies like that to show signs of homosexuality

*Takes selfie with one hand covering half of there face*
Friend: hey man why you always use one hand covering half of the face in photos
Them: oh becuase I am homosexual and part of the lgbtq+ and I just show my love for the lgbt community as I am part of it.
Friend: um- ok

by Symlover36 August 3, 2022