Gnostic mind virus

The gnostic mind virus is belief in the general idea that man is god.

Common symptoms include: talking about "consciousness" a lot, a belief in "manifestation", belief that thoughts make reality, that we are all one, use of the term "the matrix"

It can be contracted through the use of psychedelic drugs, meditation, going down conspiracy rabbit holes

Refer to Romans 1:22-25

Lad 1: Me mate started meditating and now he keeps talking about "consciousness"
Lad 2: uh oh looks like he got the gnostic mind virus

by p0o0ooo0 January 31, 2025

ghouting

may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis.

I'm going to cum, you're ghouting me so much.

by overfender February 12, 2025

Giostratting

Playing a strategist in Marvel Rivals and not trying to get kills or do any damage

Person 1: Hey, nice job good game! (4) I like your heals but your damage is a bit low!

Person 2: Hey sorry! I was just giostratting.

by giofan44 March 1, 2025

Ghoxting

Ghoxting is when you slowly stop texting as often and much to someone you losing interest with them after smashing. The goal is to slowly text less and less with the hopes she stops texting all together.

Yo it’s getting old with Sheila…Ive been making excuses not to hang and been Ghoxting her for 2 weeks. I think by next week she’ll be gone.

by Mikesev716716 May 25, 2025

Ghoost

The apparition of a deceased goose.

Stop being a Ghoost.

by OGGB October 16, 2025

gooster

found dominating lobbies at 3 in the morning while forgetting to eat for 16 hours straight

If caffeine were a person, it’d be a gooster.

by anonymous October 24, 2025

zak Gloster

men named zak gloster usually have penisies with a length of aroung 10 inches

Wow Zak Gloster has a long penis

by Jake Pauls mum October 31, 2019