Dick Greedy

A woman who will never ever introduce you to any of her female friends because she wants all the dick to herself.

Man A
"Hey man, why won't that chick introduce me to any her friends?"
Man B
"Because she's reserving all the dicks for herself. She's dick greedy."

by Crobbin March 23, 2019

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Dicks on rice

Dicks on rice is an adjective that has a “one size fits all” meaning. You define it as you see fit in a variety of moments, although most commonly used to indicate something bad has happened, it can also include every emotion on the spectrum.

After having a really bad day at school, you walk home and think to yourself
“Wow, today was really some dicks on rice”

by Darry A. Allen March 9, 2021

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Marvens dick

A person with a very big dick. If you want a bf with a big dick date Marvens .

Has a very huge dick dat can’t fit inside of u.
Marvens dick is big

by Hehshezhdux November 28, 2021

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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

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Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

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