Wizard High

When you smoke too much really good bud, and start feeling like you’re first person in a RPG.

Man, me and Basil got wizard high this weekend.

What strain will get me wizard high?

by jvdas666 April 28, 2022

dirty wizard

a deprived, mature looking individual, toe nail teath and a hair disorder.

a dirty wizard is a ugly old man/women/ both, with a greasey beard. a hairy midget. charlotte baker.

by bigbelaidi September 15, 2009

[Wizard of Oz]

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm June 23, 2008

Wizard's Sleeve

When a woman has stretched her vagina to a point, using either hand or objects that she can fit her hand and wrist and a portion of her forearm inside.

That girl last night had a wizard's sleeve man!

by Ozymandus87 September 8, 2011

Dirty wizard

An ugly old man with grey hair and a long beard. Usually a homeless man or an old git who doesnt know how to keep clean. These type of wizards cannot do magic tricks and dont live in magic castles. These smell old bastards need to be avoided and we should wait till their race eventually dies out.

Kev: ''Haha! seen that homeless man''
Bozzo: '' Yeah he looks like a dirty wizard''
Kev: ''naah, more like a homless santa claus''
Bozzo: '' Dunno like, but the bastard stinks, ill tell you that for free!''

by tosser from stokesley September 12, 2009

Snore Wizard

A term used to describe a person who is boring enough that they make you snore.

"He is a snorewizard". "She is a snore wizard". "They are a bunch of snore wizards". For example: Cliff Richard, Carol Smiley, Jules Oliver, Jane MacDonald, Leona Lewis, Andy Murray, Bruce Forsyth, Bonnie Tyler, Claire Sweeney, Ben from Eastenders (Phil's son), Gordon Brown.

by The Three Muskateers December 28, 2009

wizards sleave

A Big Pussy Hole - A woman with a huge muff cus she's been fucked to much! bucket

"that birds fit but i reckon she's got a muff like a wizards sleave"

"look at that slag, i bet she's like screwin a wizards sleave"

"look at that wizards sleave, the dirty buwer"

by D.A.S August 30, 2008