evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin June 05, 2011
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hose pleaser

You're a hose pleaser!
by oopsboy002 September 26, 2013
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Brown Hose Kick

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.
by HotAlienTea December 07, 2019
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hershey hose

dirty euphemism for one's asshole.
"With no money and no phone, Claude was screwed up the hershey hose with no where to go."
by Jean-Claude December 25, 2009
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hose huffer

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."
by Downhill Dave March 28, 2018
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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies
by Train Tracks March 23, 2018
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hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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