windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.

i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.

by Agent Spork November 13, 2003

window seat

The window seat is the best seat you can get on an airliner.
From the window seat, you get to see plenty of cool things. Such as watching your plane take off and land, seeing the wing flutter and bend, seeing the contrail coming out of the engines when you reach altitude etc.
And don't forget about the awesome view you get of the world around you.

Last summer I flew on a trip to Florida. And I was lucky and got a window seat. It was cool looking outside as the plane went from point A to point B.

by airplane luver August 30, 2008

Windows ME

1: Either a cruel... cruel joke or one more reason why Bill Gates should be decapitated and dismembered with a pointed rock made entirely out of AIDS.

2: The one true cause for all of the pain and suffering in the world and possibly the universe.

1: OMG, Bill was serious with the ME!! GET THE AIDS ROCK!!

2: ME's code is Satan's supreme overlord.

by Kevin T. June 4, 2005

Window Pain

Pain that comes from watching a loved one leave through the window

X: I lied to her again, now I have to watch her leave through the window

Y: Guess that's why they call it window pain..

by IamBeowolf January 9, 2011

Windows XP

The best damn operating system ever made, except maybe Windows 2000. So good, that people are still using it even after 9 years (an eternity in computer time) despite the fact Microsoft came out with two more Operating Systems since then.

You can tell someone is a jealous mac/linux fanboy by the way they bash Windows XP.

by CommandoDude September 26, 2010

shopping window

The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.

"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.

by rach BFD May 3, 2008

Windows 95

Four words, Blue screen of Death

Windows crashed again??

by bOb_the Definer April 16, 2005