weiner smitchel

A penis. The human male sex organ. A dick. A shalong.

Mein weiner smitchel stayed hard for soo long that I thought that I would have to, go to the emergency room and have a doctor stop the erection.

by Mister Mc April 13, 2008

Weiner Toss

The act of throwing hot dogs at a person, and yelling weiner toss!; A way to get people really pissed.

Weiner Toss!!! "That dude just threw a hot dog at me!"

by Laced Face May 26, 2009

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

weiner-stab

a strong stab to the weiner using a sharp weapon.

That guy of there just gave me a weiner-stab because i banged his girlfriend

by Bang Cox May 10, 2008

crackhead weiner

one who is stupid,on crack, may also be one who enjoys weiner

1." yo nigga you are such a crackhead weiner"
2. "I'm not letting him get his crackhead weiner hands on my baby!!"

by lenataly October 4, 2008

keiner weiner

Two uncircumcised penis' going up the same hole and cumming.

Steve and Eric gave Mallorie a keiner weiner last night up her vagina.

by iamaskankywhore April 24, 2010

Weiner Bleeder

Noun. Verb

A penis that bleeds. Kind like a period but it happens one day a week mostly on a wednesday

Noun example :
September-"He's such a Weiner Bleeder"

Verb Example:
Mitchell-"Dude, I'm Weiner Bleeding today"
Kyle-"Awh man, I was Wenier Bleeding yesterday."

by KittySock October 14, 2009