J-wang

verb:
Sneaking up on a girl in the shower and peeing on her.

Mac: dude, last night i totally busted in the shower and j-wanged my girlfriend, it was funny as shit.

Charlie: you have problems.

by the wheelman cometh April 02, 2011

Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.

"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"

by Johnny Hockett September 28, 2006

Wang Wrangler

Overt masturbator

see actual
also see golrien

Sam! Justin! Stop being a couple wang wranglers and get me some pie.

by Retro083 November 06, 2003

Wang Chung

1. the sound of striking electric guitar strings (supposedly)

2. the British band named after this phenomenae, popular in the Eighties. They are notorious for the phrase "Everybody Wang Chung tonight" from their famous song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight".

3. to do what you want to do. Whatever.

1. How do you make that "Wang Chung" sound?

2. Other Wang Chung hits are "Dance Hall Days", "To Live and Die in L.A.", "Don't Let Go", "Let's Go!" and more.

3. Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 13, 2006

wang slap

To strike someone with the power of one's wang

"He wang slapped me, so of course I had to challenge him to a duel"

by STD AIDs October 28, 2003

Hang Wang

An irreverant act of male nudity with exposed genitalia, particularly at a forbidden time or location. A reverse moon.

After his shower, Luke thought it would be funny to drop his towel and hang wang in the hallway.

by Daddy-O-Joe June 25, 2006

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009