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The Walrus

The climax you hit from any drug or alcohol. used to confuse parents/or any other parental figure. when your with a group of friends and you just smoked a fat blunt. instead of saying "guys im so high right now" you say. "guys im feeling the walrus".
Steph why are you talking to a tree? " im fine im just feeling the walrus
by Steph squared. July 28, 2011
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by Woody Harrison December 4, 2012
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frothy walrus

All of the definitions for this are wrong, because they are saying when semen leaves the nose--that would be more like an Alaskan firecracker, white and red pouring out. Walruses have tusks coming from their mouths. When receiving a blow job, the guy comes in the persons mouth (hey, let's support equality) and then slaps the giver in the stomach, making the jizz run out of both sides of their mouth and making tusks of jizz.
You should have seen your mom when I gave her a frothy walrus and then followed by ripping the anal beads out like I was starting a chainsaw!
by dickdarrel May 13, 2016
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The Walrus

when a woman gives a blowjob to 2 guys at once... by grabbing each mans' penis in hand and simultaneously beginning oral stimulation.
" I saw your girlfriend at a party last night giving 2 guys The Walrus!"
by Murrdogg June 10, 2009
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Walrus

Verb: To Walrus: To laze around like a walrus, preferably lying down as a walrus does on the beach.
I'm too tired to go out today, think i'm just going to have a walrus day at home; I'm just going to walrus around today.
by Deanna Walsh August 21, 2007
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Ride the Walrus

Ride the walrus: An expression meaning: Committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circumstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).
You are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother fucking walrus you ride the walrus.
by Deathmole September 2, 2010
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Walls

the act or reading a newspaper at the end of a bench during a basketball game because you are not athletic or skilled enough to play.
"Dude that retard just pulled a Walls!" exclaimed Sam while laughing hysterically.
by Allan Hansone February 12, 2008
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