Andy Walker

Hobbies include fishing, wearing cat shirts and generally being the worst

Who's coming over? Andy Walker? That guy is the worst...

by Straight Kodiak April 15, 2019

woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.

That woke walkers wearing two masks outside

by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022

Max Walker

Usuall is referee to as large penis, typically has a huge dick and a thicc arse.

All the boys want him.!

You have such a big ‘max walker’

by Mr Shlong Long January 30, 2020

pee walker

Someone who pees in odd places when half asleep.

My brother in law Bill pee walked in the linen closet after the bachelor party. Bill is a pee walker.

by Cully Mumbles September 29, 2017

cum walker

When a girls walked in public such as a mall or city street with cum on there face.

Yo! You see that girl!?

No?

She's a cum walker!

by Beer Runner May 20, 2016

Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

pedometer walker

person who walks in place of another person in order to add steps to the second person's pedometer. Similar to a dog walker for your dog.

I didn't have time today to do my 10, 000 steps, so I had my paid my son to be my pedometer walker.

by poppy_walking November 18, 2016