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cyclic vomiting syndrome

(speaking from personal experience) the absolute worst disorder to ever have. lots of nausea, vomiting, dry heaving, hypersensitivity to light & sound, etc. during an episode. the only medication to stop an episode is Ativan. it's lesser known so doctors have a difficult time diagnosing. episodes can be triggered by almost anything, and triggers are different for everyone (hormones, anxiety, excitement, changing of seasons, certain smells or times of day, etc.). be prepared for lots of IVs and ER visits. also referred to as simply CVS. sometimes retching or heaving too aggressively can lead to tearing a hole in the lung and getting air trapped under the skin (also happened to me).
I had a cyclic vomiting syndrome episode last Friday and spent most of it in the ER.

Dude, I absolutely hate my stomach, this cyclic vomiting syndrome sucks.
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The forced expulsion of the contents of one's stomach onto oneself, usually after imbibing huge quantities of alcohol, followed by abrupt and unannounced contact with random individuals in the vicinity.
Did you hear what Guy did up at his place in Boston this past weekend? He drank one too many pina coladas and proceeded to vomikaze everyone else there. GROSS.
Vomikaze by belovedpeace July 25, 2011

Vomiterrific

Something that is obviously really REALLY bad except to the person who made/likes it.
In extreme bad taste, grossly over exaggerated, over the top to the point of being ridiculous or awful.
Jim showed up on his custom bike and it was vomiterrific.

The guidos at the bar looked vomiterrific in their orange fake and bake skin, spiked bleached hair and white shirt.
Vomiterrific by Ernie-O May 30, 2009

vomitment 

A commitment you really wish you hadn't made, the mere thought of which makes you sick.
"I really wish I hadn't accepted that vomitment."
"Marriage is a lifetime vomitment between two people."
vomitment by eidco June 18, 2006

vominatrix 

1) A dominatrix who specializes in making her clients vomit.
2) Evil captain of the "Heartless Heathers" in the Portland Rose City Rollers flat track derby team.
After hours of nipple twisting and whipping, Tom spewed chunks across the room as the vominatrix administered one final, mind-bending blow.
vominatrix by Dixie Tricks September 23, 2008
Someone who has the ability to through up and nut at the same time

A rare ability to shoot your sperm and have oral diarrhea at the same time

The nickname of a being who has thrown up and nutted at the same time
Vominut just walked by
There is nut and throw up on the walls where is this incredible human we call vominut
Vominut by cuchelicker69 May 22, 2019

vomiterized 

Food served that is so bad that it looks and/or tastes and/or feels like it was regurgitated. Anything that should be edible, but appears to have been regurgitated.
Take that vomiterized barfaroni back to the chef.
vomiterized by J Snow February 5, 2010