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Vegan

A gay person who thinks eating leaves and grass is delicious. Who eats grass? WTF is wrong with vegans?
Tommy is being such a vegan.
Shut up you stupid vegan.
Vegans are gay
by Aiden Sherman boiy May 25, 2019
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Vegan

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
by Doylelew September 7, 2018
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Vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019
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Vegan

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7
(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.
by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019
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Vegan Steve

A young fellow found in Leeds, West Yorkshire. Works at his local londis often found trying to sell the unwanted out-of-date stock.
Jamie: Have you seen Vegan Steve Lately?
Daubney: yeah he was trying to flog me one of those 50p ham sandwiches
by Ken the Penguin May 27, 2017
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man-vegan

man-vegan: When one choses not to date, ergo one is not "consuming man".
Since going man-vegan, Julia has found she has more time to spend planting trees.

Going man-vegan was really good for her, it gave her time to realize what she wanted out of life.
When everything starts to look phallic it's time to end man-veganism.
by smiling82 October 11, 2013
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Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.
Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"
by Jonen MC June 5, 2018
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