Vegan

A weird cunt that chooses to eat only vegetables. They mainly complain about normal people who eat meat. The best way to combat a vegan is like a vampire, a steak through the heart. There can also be a human so much worse than being just a vegan. Vegan cyclists are the literal definition of the devils sidekick. Although, there is one human who is undoubtedly worse. Feminist vegan cyclists, they are often referred to as the devil himself.

Oh my god, those vegan protesters are at it again

by Massive Legend July 25, 2018

Vegan

A fuckwit

god your such a vegan

by Fuck Vegans January 8, 2019

Vegan

Someone who needs to state it before they say anything else. They usually don't eat meat (IK Fucking Crazy) and usually are obsessed with animals (Not always). Usually have an IQ of 2-7

(Steps into room) IM A FUCKING VEGAN.

by Not_A_FUCKING_VEGAN March 6, 2019

Vegan

A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.

Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.

by Doylelew September 7, 2018

Vegan G

A hardcore vegetable eating cheese despising warrior of the new age. Commonly found in juice bars and mate cafes. If found in your local co-op: do not ask about soy-free vegenaise or nutritional yeast.

I was hiking and asked a dude for directions and he was totally Vegan G, offering me chia seeds trail mix and a German flax muffin.

by mr juggly April 12, 2013

Vegan Cupcake

During a MFF threesome; after pulling out of the vagina the man then cums around the outer edge of the lips, creating an icing like appearance. The other woman then licks off the cum/icing.

I had a threesome with my girl last night, and she was so into it she tried a vegan cupcake.

by FHisbuttbutt September 17, 2015

Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 9, 2020