Ty’varius

He has a huge dick a lil crazy but most importantly he used to be broke until he got off his ass and ran up a sack

Ty’varius is that dude

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Ty’various

A well rounded individual. Often nonchalant or not easily pissed off. Ty’various’s usually have good sex and don’t talk much.

Ty’various is a lady’s man. He was wonderful in bed.

by thedarkenawakends March 8, 2024

Aquatic Variable

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Chicken Variety

A place where Greek Gods eat

Tasos: Hey you ever been to chicken variety?
Owen: Yeah
Tasos: Of course you have you fat fuck

by fart gobbler April 29, 2024

N-Variant Problem

The recognition that within any broad category (e.g., "democracy," "socialism," "mental illness," "woman"), there exists a near-infinite number of context-specific variants, each with unique properties. Treating the category as a monolith or applying a one-size-fits-all solution inevitably fails because it ignores this essential, fractal diversity.

Example: The "N-Variant Problem of Democracy." Direct democracy in a Swiss canton, representative democracy in India, and consensus-based democracy in a small Indigenous tribe are wildly different variants. A pundit arguing that "Democracy is failing" or "Democracy requires X" is usually ignoring this vast spectrum, treating a universe of variants as a single, failing prototype.

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

N-Variable Problem

A computational or analytical nightmare where the outcome depends on a vast number of input variables, many of which are unknown, unmeasurable, or change in real-time. Unlike a controlled experiment with few variables, here the interactions are so numerous that isolating cause and effect, or making reliable predictions, becomes a fool's errand.

*Example: Predicting the success of a startup. Variables include the team's skill, market timing, investor sentiment, technological shifts, competitor actions, regulatory changes, and pure luck. A VC's spreadsheet model with 20 key metrics is laughably simplistic against the true N-Variable Problem. Overconfident predictions are a sign of not grasping the variable space's sheer size.*

by Dumuabzu February 8, 2026

External Variables (Scientific Research)

The chaotic, messy, and uncontrollable factors from the real world that invade a controlled experiment and ruin its beautiful, clean data. They are everything the researchers didn't think of, couldn't control for, or actively ignored to make their study publishable. If a lab study shows that people in a quiet room perform better on puzzles, the External Variables are the screaming kids, the pounding hangover, and the constant phone notifications of real life. They are the reason why a drug that works in 100% of carefully selected mice only works in 30% of chaotic, genetically diverse, cheeseburger-eating humans.

External Variables (Scientific Research) "That study saying productivity apps change your life controlled for every Internal Variable. But they didn't account for the External Variables: your battery dying, your boss adding more work, and your cat walking across the keyboard. The lab is a lie; the External Variables are always waiting outside the door."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026