Vanillapuss

An old, out of touch white guy who tries to act cool and young by using hip references from rap song or tv shows.

Jay Mariotti is such a Vanillapuss.

by Woodrow Paige November 18, 2009

Vanilla Johnson

The process whereby one man ejaculates on another mans penis. It can be a pure accident of through an act of sexual intercourse.

Man 1: OMG i'm so close!
Man 2: Vanilla Johnson me... do it jizz on my girth!
Man 1: F**k yeah! OMG, OMG this is so hot!
Woman 1: Errr guys what about me?!
Men: Shut it, you bearne'd everywhere!

by Vanilla johnson April 14, 2010

Vanilla Chocolate Bear

A term of affection used to describe somebody that is very affectionate. Usually loved by everyone, nobody can get enough hugs and affection from Vanilla Chocolate Bear. Usually Compatible with a Hucklebear...

I love Vanilla Chocolate Bear, he's the best, i can't live without him!! *usually followed by a hug*

by sheawoulf April 13, 2010

Vanilldo

A vanilla flavored dildo or dong usually consisting of white chocolate. For sexual stimulation as well as satisfying hunger needs

Shailah wanted a Vanilldo for Christmas and Santa delivered

by Fancy Thompson January 2, 2012

vanillite

The pokemon that started the trend of bashing on black and white.Face it Nintendo,Ice Cream was not the best idea for a Pokemon.

Do I need an example for vanillite!

by The Pokefanatic October 17, 2013

Vanilla cherry delight

Whenever a girl scrapes your dick while you're getting head and you force her to swallow the blood and cum

Steve "damn dude Julie cut my dick during head last night so I have that bitch a vanilla cherry delight"
Joe "yeah dude Julie's a whore anyways I'm sure she liked it"

by Swagyolo12:51 January 4, 2014

vanilla tai-chi

An Asian born Caucasian person.

Look at this vanilla tai-chi looking motha fucka. Thinkin he Asian but he really white!

by darnlljones October 16, 2014