Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.

"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."

by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010

vampire kuchi

a slut that is kicked out before the sun comes up, but not before she gets fucks

We all love them vampire kuchi. They be comin' when its dark and leave before my mom get's back from the night shift.

by VampireKuchi October 30, 2013

Verulam Vampire

AKA the Phoenix Panty thief. A notorious villain that lurks around washing lines pinching ladies knickers and causing general mayhem.

"The Verulam Vampire was at it again, Bertie, I see my panties have been knicked off the washing line!"

by dbnnightwatcher February 25, 2014