Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.

You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....

by Afrothundr November 1, 2010

Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.

"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."

by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.

I gotta replace my vagina vampire.

by whatupiact May 24, 2010

vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS

As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job

by meowpoop November 28, 2007

vampire queen

A crazy ruler of all the vampires

This vampire queen sucks blood

by Whitechoocolatecookie July 9, 2014

Vampire Wannabe

A group of tweens desperate to be vampires and find their bloodsucking partner. They dream of becoming immortal and beating the volturi, they may also dream of meeting the Cullens.

HEY HUN I AM A VAMPIRE WANNABE AND PROUD!

by Lou aka Bella swan February 1, 2021