two cents

always having a say in someone elses business

u all put ya two cents in
did nobody ask for your two cents

by bianca May 13, 2005

two goldfish

sarcastic way of saying you don't care when people are talking about things no one cares about.

I bought some new shoes today." "I have two goldfish." "What?" "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about stuff no one cares about.

by davgoldfish August 13, 2011

Round Two

A phrase used to signify a secondary round of bowel movements; usually occuring withing 3-5 minutes of wiping, flushing, and washing the hands.

Danny had just closed the bathroom door when his stomach rumbled again, causing him to turn around and say "uh-oh, round two..."

by mr. 123 February 4, 2010

the rule of two

A sith law making it so that there can never be more than two active sith at one time, one master, and one pupil. The rule was set in place by Darth Bane after he killed all the other sith.(Darth bane also started the tradition of prefixing sith names with "darth")

Darth Sideous only ever had one deciple at a time, first Darth Maul, then Darth Tyranus, then Darth Vader. Although he surounded himself with other Dark Jedi, there were only ever two Sith at one time, in accordance with the Rule Of Two.

by SlackerApathy September 8, 2005

two in the hat

verb: the act of putting two bullets into the head of another

When they pulled Saddam out of that spider hole they should have given him "two in the hat" and saved everybody a lot of time.

by Jake Snake February 1, 2006

Two in the bush

When two rather slutty girls are sucking a male genital which is unkempt, in that it is full of hair.

Friend 1: "Dude last night I was laying in my bed anticipating on shaving my unkempt cack n balls, when 2 girls out of no where jumped on and administered two in the bush."
Friend 2: " Dude that shit is nasty bro."

by Zayin is just sayin February 24, 2011

two's up

two's up is the act of slipping one in a lady friend whilst your friend does the same on another orifice

i know it's a sunday but there's two's up on the cards... let's GO!

by nick williams January 13, 2009