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I show you my Eiffel Tower

I show you the Eiffel Tower, I show you my Eiffel Tower.
by GDZ April 6, 2022
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swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower
by D-sizzler November 9, 2006
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in the tower

1. When someone goes on a shooting spree, such as Columbine or Virginia Tech.

Coined when in 1966 when the University of Texas tower sniper shooting happened, one of the first and deadliest mass shootings, which the shooter went "in (top of the) the tower" and shot random people on the ground.

2. When someone loses their head and does something crazy and/or that they regret, violent or non-violent.

Someone in the tower may hurt themselves and/or others.
1. The Columbine shooters were in the tower when the massacre happened.

2. -"I just blew $10000 in Vegas"
-"You were in the tower, time to get out"

Jocks who bully students are in the tower.

Someone who makes up a cover story to get his/her own way is in the tower.

If you're lonely and depressed, you might be in the tower.

A self-mutilator is in the tower.

A heroin addict is in the tower.

Abusive parents are in the tower.

Dubya is in the tower.

War veterans who turn to drinking after returning to the US are in the tower.

People who drive without a license or insurance are in the tower.

One who cheats on income tax is in the tower.

Criminals and gangbangers are in the tower.

Wildfire victims are in the tower.

Stress at work can cause somoene to temporarily be in the tower.

Stiffler's in the tower, especially when he fucks the grandma.

Maybe we're all in the tower at some points in our lives.
by ticket tower July 7, 2007
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Tokyo Tower moment

A moment in which one can't find a large obvious item that one later discovers by turning around or tilting one's head.
Upon exiting Akabanebashi Station, I experienced a Tokyo Tower moment. I looked around frantically trying to find it and then found it when I turned around.
by Tokyo Tower Person May 21, 2007
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Lukas Tower

A sex position which involves two or men named lukas and one or more siblings of a friend in which an Eiffel Tower is preformed.
" bro i heard Kathleen got lukas towered."
by claytorus August 25, 2011
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Spiteful Tower

This is a sexual maneuver that strongly resembles the Eiffel Tower. The positioning is the same but the motives are different. The spiteful tower is a threesome where the two dudes involved are hate fucking the shit out of the girl in the middle. This can also be applied in situations where cheating is occurring.
Yo, Brady's girlfriend wanted to get back at him so she let us Spiteful tower her.
by s1edge November 14, 2011
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Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon
Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower
by 12deda November 17, 2016
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