torridjoe

1) Baffling nonsensical commentary, supportive of Communist ideals and Anti-American sentiment.

2) A big supporter of Saddam Hussein and all he embodies.

3) A total focking asshole.

That big-permed head moron is a total focking torridjoe!

by GWB April 1, 2003

Tourist Fucker

A man or a woman who takes pride in having sex with people who are only in town for a short period of time AKA tourists.

While visiting Chicago last week, I met a really cool guy at a wedding. Too bad I later found out from my girlfriend that he is just a tourist fucker and he never really liked me.

Tourist; I had a really great time with you while on vacation in Chicago. I hope we can keep in touch after I go home.

Tourist Fucker; I don't think so, have a great flight home.

by Eye of Palpatine October 16, 2008

Alexis Torres

Alexis Torres is the most prettiest girl ever and she is loving, caring, and funny and she will make your day so much better. People hate her cuz they can’t be her but she doesn’t care. Alexis will always be by your side no matter what.

You need a girl like Alexis Torres.

by aireona🤩 November 6, 2019

romanian tourist

When a man sticks his nose up a girls ass while in a 69 position and shoots snot rockets up her poop-hole.

I couldn't breathe so I had to give my girl a romanian tourist

by Jclizzle May 16, 2009

Michael Torres

A common name prank-callers use when asking a bartender to see if their friend is around...

Bartender: Sounds like Anyone seen Michael Torres? Who knows my clitoris?

Alternate: Sounds like Michael Torres burns....anyone here know my clitoris burns?

by StynkStar December 29, 2011

Torrie

The worlds most beautiful girl, has a flawless face and rocking body. overall gorgeous. She is usually very insecure about her self but definitely shouldn’t be. She’s a total bad ass and so much fun to hang around with. Torrie has the biggest tits and booty around, if you’re dating her just know you’re lucky. She is the most trustworthy friend that anyone could ask for. She is very popular and has so many friends. She is also the best at giving bjs. Torrie is one of the nicest people in the entire world, she can cheer you up in seconds. she will make you laugh no matter what. also a very weird personality but super cute at the same time.

boy 1 : guess who i hooked up with yesterday
boy 2: who bro?
boy 1: Torrie!
boy 2: no way! i’m so jealous!

by soccergfg June 9, 2018

Torres straight island

WHY YOU SEARCHING THIS UP!!!! HAHA!! Go look on your maps or better yet go back to google and see if you can find that place 🤦🏽 ♀️

Your so dumb for not knowing where Torres straight island is💀😅

by Smarterthanyousostopreadingthi June 14, 2021