Labour-Tory

Generally pejorative. Pejorative describing the UK Labour Party as a centre-left political party, with very little difference to their centre-right counterparts the Conservative Party UK (Tory's). Similar to Labour Trotsky and “Trots” pejorative. The UK Labour Party were formerly rebranded as New-Labour in the 1990's under centrist premier Tony Blair, and for e.g. The Times' political commentator Peter Riddell, (reported) that "an economist from Mars 'would conclude that the same government had been in charge throughout the second half of the 1990s".

Labour-Tory could be said as easily as New-Labour; "war-mongering, democracy-starving, Third-way, New Labour-Tory fuckers".

by pscentant March 24, 2021

Tartan Tory

A Scottish person who supports the Conservative Party and is wearing a kilt either for the bants or for an event.

MAJ is wearing a kilt to the wedding, he's a Tartan Tory.

by Chezzabelle March 27, 2021

titty toppy

when a big titty girl gives you a mix of sloppy toppy and a tittyfuck.

today is my birthday so my girlfriend promised me some titty toppy tonight.

by anonymous-2098474823 April 4, 2021

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

Human Torpedo

When a person goes flying out of a car that has just been hit by and other moving car

Did you see that human torpedo land in the ditch earlier

by Daddyassfucker6942069 January 10, 2022

Texas torpedo

When a woman is bent over 5 foot or more away from you and you run and penetrate her from behind

Nick did you hear about cliff giving Lyndsey the Texas torpedo

by Blickens June 6, 2022

Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023