a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
by spike001 March 15, 2006
The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
by Hugh G Rection March 23, 2005
A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.
"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"
-Crown: Captain Teemo
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"
-Crown: Captain Teemo
by Big_D_and_the Revolution April 20, 2011
A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.
by Eric Melech April 17, 2005
Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.
Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"
by princessjess October 20, 2006
by joedildo November 04, 2005
The Lord, King, God, TiTan, Master, ect.. of all ownage and pre-ownage(pwnage)on online multiplayer games that involve severly deafeating a human player to the degree that they should be embarrased, angry, or emotionally destroyed,or in some cases suicidal. Some of these games include: Halo 2, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, and StarWars Battlefront 2 just to name a few. Captain Ownage is known as someone that ALL human and CPU players fear with there life and know not to fuck with because the player will get Obliterated(delete, rub off, erase, reduce to nothingness)or otherwise owned! and sometimes pwned! He is also known as sort of the legend of all gamers alike. No one can touch his skills and no one will ever defeat him, he is your new god. Many will try to talk shit and many will try...but, many(I mean ALL) will die. All noobs will bow down and suck on his weiner and want to know his secrets, but he won't tell, he'll just own them for their curiousity.
Me...God,....whoever you think fits the description? Ex. OMG i just completely raped that dude did you see his health drop
? what a nub...captain ownage!
usage of the word captain ownage is noobs reffering to him as their god...sort of like a exclamation or expression after owning someone.
? what a nub...captain ownage!
usage of the word captain ownage is noobs reffering to him as their god...sort of like a exclamation or expression after owning someone.
by S Spak May 23, 2007