An old cafateria hag is a "person" that roams around the cafateria-her swamp and gets mad at people for being there and she or it chasses people down while rideing a broom screatching get out me swamp. This hag also is a cunt who yells at a group of bad kids and threatens them to go to the office but when other groups do it she just says stop. This hag alsothinks she is the king of the lunch room.
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
This hag is also refered as a bitch. A bitch ass wrinkly hand hag. It keeps us crammed in a little section like sardines. It is a segragationist.
It does this because it needs to have space to roll around
Hay did you see that old cafateria hag engulf the table today at lunch.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
That old cafateria hag is a fucking cunt.
by Djfjdhdhglhkgjegehfnc May 23, 2017
Get the Old cafateria hagmug. Drowning The Old Hag is a game hybrid of a sexual move and parkour. 17 people (either 11 males & 6 females, or 3 males and 14 females) enter a room completely naked. The room's floor, walls, and ceiling are all spring loaded and are constantly flying armchairs and sofas at high velocity all about the room. The 17 people form a cirle by performing oral sex on one another and their left foot must always be resting on a piece of furniture. The last person to climax is the winner, who then chooses 8 people to stay and help kidnapp the next 9 people to play.
by Getsuyobi February 29, 2008
Get the Drowning The Old Hagmug. A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010
Get the Withered Cake Hagmug. middle aged man(usually italian) married with kids who he tries to make his dreams of fame come true through them.
you better get started on your album, john.
but i don't want to become famous dad.
well you must because i am a fame hag and otherwise i'll find someone else to replace you.
but i don't want to become famous dad.
well you must because i am a fame hag and otherwise i'll find someone else to replace you.
by wing lee mai jolie January 12, 2009
Get the fame hagmug. by OinksMoo March 20, 2008
Get the scally-hagmug. A girl who, while not a douchebag herself, hangs out with, sleeps with, and/or dates d-bags at d-bag bars, insisting that they're the best/most fun. You know, like a fag hag, but with horrible douches instead.
Greg: Is Jan coming out to the SuperCoolAwesome Bar tonight?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
Bobby: No, she's down at that FratCrapShack... again.
Greg: Damn, why's she gotta be such a d-bag hag?
by The Chemicals July 30, 2009
Get the D-Bag Hagmug. Same day, same clothes as yesterday. One who stays inside and cleans her kids and husbands filthy slob messes, everyday. Wears house hag clothes. This usually happens on spring break and holidays when the hanimals are home. Fml!
Jenis Fuck! It must be Ground-Hag day!! Didn't I clean the piss off the bathroom floor and change the trash bag yesterday? How the phuck did this happen AGAIN??
by Southphillychick July 14, 2016
Get the Ground-Hag Daymug.