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squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011
mugGet the squeeze the weinermug.

Weiner Toss

The act of throwing hot dogs at a person, and yelling weiner toss!; A way to get people really pissed.
Weiner Toss!!! "That dude just threw a hot dog at me!"
by Laced Face May 26, 2009
mugGet the Weiner Tossmug.

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.
If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
mugGet the weiner potmug.

weiner-stab

a strong stab to the weiner using a sharp weapon.
That guy of there just gave me a weiner-stab because i banged his girlfriend
by Bang Cox May 10, 2008
mugGet the weiner-stabmug.

Weiner Bleeder

Noun. Verb

A penis that bleeds. Kind like a period but it happens one day a week mostly on a wednesday
Noun example :
September-"He's such a Weiner Bleeder"

Verb Example:
Mitchell-"Dude, I'm Weiner Bleeding today"
Kyle-"Awh man, I was Wenier Bleeding yesterday."
by KittySock October 14, 2009
mugGet the Weiner Bleedermug.

Weiner Head

E.G. Jason Licked Jay Remmies Weiner Head had and jay remmy became erect
by BigTitsMcgee123yousee January 24, 2010
mugGet the Weiner Headmug.

keiner weiner

Two uncircumcised penis' going up the same hole and cumming.
Steve and Eric gave Mallorie a keiner weiner last night up her vagina.
by iamaskankywhore April 24, 2010
mugGet the keiner weinermug.

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