Alabama ketchup

Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.

"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"

"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"

by Wrig9 October 8, 2024

Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

guy for ketchup

Me irl

Me: *squirts ketchup*
Random man eating corn dog: Mmm, damn.
Me: Guy for ketchup

by alecwind July 18, 2021

Ketchup Man

A.K.A. Dill Pickle, he's the guy in the red hoodie at the track that sometimes has ketchup in his pockets. He's a menace to society and won't leave you alone. But sometimes he'll give you ketchup.

Girl 1: Did you see ketchup man today?
Girl2 :Yeah, and he said that he doesn't have ketchup :(

by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022