gentlemen's grapes

haemorrhoids; anal buttons; veins that have popped out of one's arse due to poor hygeine/diet.

I have a special cushion to ease the pain from my gentlemen's grapes.

by springy April 26, 2005

it's all grapes

it is like 'it's all gravy' but it's not! really it just means that everything is all cool.

Matt: Dude! I just wrecked my car! :(

Dan: No worries man... It's all grapes!

by CCCC CCA March 20, 2005

Grape Dick

A tiny weiner the size of a grape. normally blonde hair people have

kevin has a grape dick

by snakecage September 19, 2012

Grape Soda

A fizzy beverage that is Grape Flavored

Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Grape Soda

by TollyAG May 7, 2020

Grape

Short for "ghost rape." When an apparition, poltergeist or other spirit enters a body despite lack of consent and causes a feeling of uncleanliness.

Wow, did you hear that Dan got graped in that haunted bed and breakfast?

by donkeyllama August 9, 2009

grape shit

The effects of drinking too much grape juice. Your shit turns green.

I drank too much grape juice and now my poop is green. It's grape shit.

by Boston BAUER October 21, 2008

Frozen Grape

The sexual act of freezing ones testicles with a medical cryogenic unit and then shattering them with a reflex hammer

Heard Greg and his missus had a go at a frozen grape the other night, poor bugger’s bollocks are bruised now

by le scrape March 12, 2020