safe-timing

When Darth Vadar starts watching your T.V. and Demands snacks!

Get me snacks you fool!!

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

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mary timmons

A girl who reads people's minds and is very awkward and insecure. She is very dedicated to whatever she does and is a great friend. People love her smile but she doesn't. She feels incomplete and worthless but isn't. She laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. And he's teased about everything he does. You would want Mary as friend.

Danggg Mary Timmons is really awkward

by My mom is rad January 1, 2014

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Irish Timing

When all the clocks are slightly wrong, and everyone's running slightly late (or early), but somehow everything happens at the right moment and everything works out.

1. I was running 20 minutes late, had lost my umbrella, and was worried about leaving the cat alone. Then Jim came back but he'd forgotten his keys. I let him in, he stayed home and looked after the cat and lent me his umbrella. Irish timing saved me again.
2. There was a car crash delaying the bus I was gonna take, so I didn't make it to the event. Turns out it was my Irish Timing. The event had been cancelled and I had a great night with my friends instead.

by Redhaired Avenger December 17, 2017

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Dixon Ticonderoga

it sucks

give me that Dixon Ticonderoga i need to write

by imabsolutelynotdrew February 13, 2018

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John Tamonte' Twist

when someone tries to get over on someone by twisting the conversation or situation so that they can have a better outcome than the other! For Example to Con someone by mentally twisting the situation.

how you gone try to pull a John Tamonte' Twist on me/ It was my Idea!

by Tried!!! October 3, 2018

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