redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.
(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."
by guyinredshirt June 28, 2014
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Thunder Scrotum

A man, particularly a very durable one with the balls to swoon over. Powerfully abusive with his scrotum (Fe). Anal atrocities everyday, that’s your average thunder scrotum.
Thunder Scrotum walks this earth with two extra things dragging on the ground behind him. For he is, without a doubt, the manliest of us all.
by Paul, destroyer of worlds January 27, 2021
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Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse
Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”
by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017
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Retard thunder

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”
by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017
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Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.
"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"
by Linden2K April 12, 2018
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Thunder Jug

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.
by Nice guy Jerry January 08, 2019
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Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.
Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?
by Lord Farquaad1 February 13, 2020
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