Vampire Vibrations

When you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and when you reach for it the vibrations go away.
You: Spence, why are you squirming all over the place?
Spence: Its a case of Vampire Vibrations man....
by Afrothundr November 01, 2010
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Go Vampire

When you pop a woman's cherry and proceed to drink the blood. Also know as Pulling an Edward Cullen.
"Man, it was her first time last night and you didn't go vampire on her? What a wasted opportunity."
by Koko B. Ware December 21, 2009
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vampire job

when a girl with a thirst for blood-cum viciously attacks the erected penis and sucks out all the semenated blood, infecting the new carrier of the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - blood - a - TITUS
As adolf allernipples was sitting on the john, an infected vampire with the virus gona - sypha - herpe - scaby - genital - bloodATITUS attacked adolf's captain mickhead and gave him a vampire job
by meowpoop November 06, 2007
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motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.
I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!
by ichabod October 10, 2005
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Vagina Vampire

A tampon; a device that sucks up blood from a woman's vagina.
by whatupiact May 24, 2010
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vampire queen

This vampire queen sucks blood
by Whitechoocolatecookie July 10, 2014
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Reverse Vampire

When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
by Jolene Dillionwinkle January 13, 2023
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