Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters

Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..

by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017

Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.

I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios

by JerryMouse July 11, 2017

twitter humor

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny

overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor

by zeteri_smthn July 16, 2023

Twitter hoe

A girl who looks like a 10 in pictures but in real life is a 5 or less

I was direct messaging this girl on Twitter and she's super hot. Then we met up for a date and I figured out she was a Twitter hoe.

by Sir_BMyers September 7, 2016

Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination

The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018

formerly Twitter

Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)

Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?

by jmacofearth September 15, 2023

Twitter Regret

When a celebrity, influencer or politician write, post pics or comment on something thinking it’s insightful or inspiring for likes. Instead it has tag and drag written all over it. After receiving lots of backlash possibly putting them in the crosshairs of cancel culture. As quickly as the post, pic or comment went viral the apology expressing their regret for the post, pics or comment will be deleted.

Did you read Ol’ Boy’s post on Twitter yesterday?

Sure did and after the tag and drag session he went through. It’s safe to say he had Twitter Regret because he has since deleted the post.

by Starving Artist246 June 22, 2023