n. The act of tasting and commenting upon the flavor found in one's semen after a handjob. Different from swallowing in that the ejaculate must be transferred from another area and not ejected into the mouth.
Man 1: "She gave me a handjob, then divulged the results of her royal tasting."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
Man 2: "Lovely."
Man 1: "She said it tasted like salt and vinegar crisps."
Man 2: "I actually didn't want to know that."
by dstiles February 12, 2013
Get the royal tasting mug.Clash Royale is a game that corrupts peoples mental health because of little david using E- Barbs, E-giant, Mega knight, Royale Giant, etc...
Friend: U play Clash Royale?
ME: What is Clash Royale?
Friend: The game that makes you retarded and spend you parents money of virtual kid disighned "gems"
Me: ohhhhh Clash
ME: What is Clash Royale?
Friend: The game that makes you retarded and spend you parents money of virtual kid disighned "gems"
Me: ohhhhh Clash
by highschooljonny May 27, 2022
Get the Clash Royale mug.When a Royal or posh person thinks it’s appropriate to hang onto a ridiculously receeded hairline despite the fact that their attempts at a bouffant look utterly terrible.
Holy shit - check out the Royal hang on that slap head! He needs to put some jam on his eyebrows and invite his hairline down for tea!
by JC1210 October 28, 2017
Get the Royal Hang mug.Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.
by johannyukamual March 11, 2018
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Get the Royal Dutch mug.A roblox game where you get harrassed by „smol beans“ followed by online daters and get spam trades in the trading hub.
Youll probably die within a week of living there because things are so FREAKING expensive!!
A pair of wrist cuffs is 150k and a purse is 250k.. a halo that you get from the fountain for FREE is now worth 194848294849394393 congrats!!! like literally bro-
Me: Hi! Is your spring halo 2020 for trade?
Them: uhm yes i guess? 🙄🙄
Me: uh… would you like 780k?
Them: ARE YOU STUPID?!
Youll probably die within a week of living there because things are so FREAKING expensive!!
A pair of wrist cuffs is 150k and a purse is 250k.. a halo that you get from the fountain for FREE is now worth 194848294849394393 congrats!!! like literally bro-
Me: Hi! Is your spring halo 2020 for trade?
Them: uhm yes i guess? 🙄🙄
Me: uh… would you like 780k?
Them: ARE YOU STUPID?!
by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022
Get the Royale high mug.Clash Royale is a free-to-play game that was made by supercell. The game combines elements from collectible card games, tower defense, and multiplayer online battle arena. You will form an addiction to this game. This game is Pay to win as fuck. If you wanna be good you need to pay hundreds of dollars.
by VørtexDragøn April 20, 2022
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