Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!
by ChameleonDragon May 09, 2019
Notice how there’s a man jacking off in the corner, right. As that guy is masturbating, he’ll release his load and a puddle of jizz will be right there on the floor. If you’re a man you’ll understand why it was given the name White Puddle.
Jason: OOOOHHH YEAAAAH. I’M WANKING!!!!!
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
Jason: *moans as he releases his load*
And that’s the story of how the White Puddle was made.
by JohnnyAustinCole May 25, 2022
a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
Ankles and pussy puddles
by Weakened ankles May 04, 2020
(1. )"She told me I could titty fuck her only if after I slurped off the 'Rack Puddle".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
(2.)"Oh please let me give you a 'Rack Puddle' I swear if you don't like it we won't do it again".
by Professor Calamitous December 27, 2016
Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.
by alto bolso January 20, 2022
When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 19, 2011