disco nap

a nap taken afternoon/evening when have either not had enough sleep the night before or expecting a v. late one...

been proven that 45mins to an hour is the optimal amount but as little as 20mins is still helpful if very tired.

more than 1hr 15 and you go into a deeper sleep and are likely to feel drowsy for a long time after you wake up.

tip: take a korean ginseng energy tablet right before your nap and it'll be kicking in as you wake up :)

"last night was heavy i only got 2 hours sleep"
"what so you not coming out tonight anymore?"
"yeh i'm fine all i need is a disco nap and i'll be back on form!"

by lizzy697 December 25, 2008

Boob-nap

The act of grabbing someones boob and pulling on it by accident. Not usually intended, but can be.

Lily ran up to me yesterday and boob-naped me! She is soo dead!

by ManOfCars March 4, 2009

Naps gyal

Naps gyal will eat you up and spit you out. Naps gyal are the epiphany of horn. If you get link with a nos gyal, good fucking luck.

I just link wit a naps gyal and I see she jammin a pres man in d bathroom

by typical presman 12000 December 9, 2021

Texas Nap

To sit still inside with the air-conditioning on.

It is so hot out today. Can we please take a Texas Nap?

by Anicxo918 May 12, 2010

Safety Nap

Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.

The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.

by Pipine September 23, 2005

Man-napping

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

by Venomhead December 17, 2018

Epic Nap

An Epic Nap can be defined as a nap that satisfies the following three conditions upon the waking of the subject:

1. subject's pillow cannot be dry
2. subject must be in the same position as he/she/it was when he/she/it fell asleep
3. subject completely loses track of time and/or space, to the point of delusion.

I came home from school one day, walked into my bedroom, laid on my bed, and fell asleep. When I woke up, I hadn't moved, my pillow was soaked, and I was confused. The clock said 8:30, and I thought I was late for school, yet something wasn't right, because it was still dark outside. Then, I realized I had just taken an epic nap.

by GoodOne1 June 27, 2010