keep the change

a term that can be used in the place of bump that, screw that, who cares, or other related terms. to properly execute a "keep the change," one must witness something that requires such a statement, then imitate someone jerking off and extend your hand forward opening your fingers as if you ejaculated. this hand motion must be done along with saying the words "keep the change."

the hand motion is demonstrated in Superbad following the shootout between Slater and Michaels. Michaels performs the correct hand motion, but does not say "keep the change." it is acceptable to forgo saying the actual words, but it works much better if spoken along with the hand gesture.
"The new york giants won the superbowl?!?!?! keep the change."

"No Country for Old Men sucked, the Coen Brothers can keep the change."
by MilkMan9 April 06, 2008
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keep it cali

girl #1: i dont know what to wear for the date me and josh are going on!!
girl #2: relax girl, just keep it cali and everything will be alright
by mizzlisa June 05, 2006
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Keeping it Real

The act of revealing your true or "unprofessional" self in any arena of your everyday life when feeling angered, oppressed, mistreated etc..
Edward has been keeping it real at work ever since the Manager tried to insult him.
by SouthParkChef July 22, 2008
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Keep it real

To constantly cover the lies with masks of truth.
Don't tell anyone about me and you. If anyone asks, keep it real.
by shinobi_nite December 30, 2009
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keep on truckin

To keep it movin away from whoever told youto keep it going.
Naw nigga don't come around here with that. Shit to be for real dog I don't even want to around here man you need to keep on truckin.
by Ry-Dro June 23, 2006
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keeping it g

Just doing you and pulling bad hoes along the way
"How does that man stay with the dimes?"

"He's just keeping it G my dude"
by Mr. 24/7 ya digg? August 26, 2014
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Keep it Tight

A reference to a female to keep their butthole and pussy tight. Often said to loose women and hot bitches.
"Hey Mamacita keep it tight."

"I hope my ex girlfriend will keep it tight for me."
by SilentExcitment August 03, 2017
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