xbox dick

One who has a lust to put their penis in the disk tray of their xbox and close it

He is suck an xbox dick, his penis is squished flat as a fettuccini from putting his cock in his xbox and closing it

by Doodlebob weinertouch October 24, 2013

Xbox Period

When your xbox lags and makes you very fucking pissed.

Ah! Dammit! My xbox is on its fucking period! Damn xbox periods.

by oawkfh[aoiohf January 5, 2012

Xbox hair

When you have the xbox headphones on to long and it leaves a line in your hair.

"Bro, did you just get done playing Duty?"

"Yeah how did you know?"

"You have xbox hair."

by Halley Hagman May 1, 2012

Xbox-3sucksty

The act of receiving a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife/lover (gay life partner) whilst continuing to game.
Warning: May result in death.

Friend: Why did Matt keep dying on COD?
Other Friend: He was getting an Xbox-3sucksty from his gay life partner!

by Pseunonym April 8, 2011

Xbox Live

Online gaming system where anyone that steps up can get beat down in anything on live.

Yall want some of me in anything just holla at me, gamertag WHAT WUZ DAT, cuz everytime i kill noobs in Halo 2 that's what they all say, "What wuz dat?"

by shortdogg June 24, 2005

Xbox live

Commonly accepted as the online gaming service for the Xbox provided microsoft, in some circles the phrase also means 'doing good' or 'feeling well'. It generally connotates feelings of contentedness or happiness. Sometimes variated to 'Xbox live fine', altought this makes less sense in some ways, as the phrase is sort of meant to sound like live, only with Xbox at the front of it, changing it's definition slightly, so adding fine to the end is percieved by some as a nerdier and less catchy version.

Emma : How are you David?

David: Oh yeah, I'm Xbox live.

David: So, mum, how's the business going?
Mum: Yeah, it's all Xbox Live at the moment.

by Troagadiction December 19, 2009

Xbox Live

An entertainment segment that i kick-ass in for Halo 2.

If anyone wants my gamertag to get there asses whooped, it's Scott Cena.

by Scott Cena April 3, 2005