sneaky weasel

When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.

I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.

by buttnut Rodriguez September 3, 2013

trouser weasel

someone who, be it woman or man who loves to be in a mans pants , and to find the cock inside the trousers,

man that girl sure is is a "trouser weasel", she's been in every guy here's pants

by imbent May 6, 2009

Squeaky Weasel

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

stepney weasel

an Ecstasy Tablet, a pill, a round'un...

''Ere mate know where i can get any stepney weasels?''

by Alex Wright October 12, 2005

Goober-weasel

A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.

Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?

by Doucheperier February 19, 2010

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 14, 2009