elephant dumptruck shit ton

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.

1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"

by Aetla July 29, 2022

Touple Ton is a very large quantity; too large a number to rationalize.

That's a Touple Ton of kids in my yard susan, get the gat

by Frater Perdura September 9, 2020

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog December 1, 2022

A good amount of, or a lot or a fuck load

"Damm son, did you see that bong rip there was a bitch-ton of smoke".

Jane has a bitch-ton more where that came from.

by gene2112 October 4, 2014

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023