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wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
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Smack the Rooster

The lesbian act of gently tapping another girl's labia for an arousal and doodling response
"She does not want to choke the chicken - she wants to smack the rooster!"
by SinglePringle047 June 22, 2017
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ass smacked

Mispronunciation of "a snack"
Mac: "I'm going to get a snack"
Maggie: "Ass smacked?"
Mac: "No, I said 'a snack'"
Maggie: "oh"
by Da House June 13, 2021
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piff-smacked

When you unknowingly smoke weed that has been laced with a stronger drug, leading you to freak out by how hard you are tripping.
I thought I was just gonna chill out, smoke a J and watch SpongeBob but I got piff-smacked and ended up crying in the fetal position on the floor.
by limey mo January 25, 2012
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Smack Pack

The pack of ten hypodermic needles sold at pharmacies to people without a prescription. Intended for use by diabetics without a prescription in an emergency, but more often used by heroin ("smack") junkies and vagrants.
ex. 1— Hey, Alex just scored a balloon, lets grab a smack pack and chase the dragon.

ex. 2— Billy and I are going to lunch but he forgot his insulin syringes at home so we need to grab a smack pack from Duane Reade
by xreal February 6, 2015
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smack the sun

To get SUPERRR high off Heroin
Dude, fuck the world... I wanna smack the sun tonight!!!
by Sunsmackerr October 4, 2010
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smacked ass

when your Greek mate has the face of a smacked ass
Hey is that Nico's cousin Magda? My God he has a smacked ass for a face
by DepoppyFella September 5, 2023
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