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shoe fag

A heterosexual man with an obsession with men's shoes. Often known to covet the shoes of other men and ask them uncomfortably personal questions regarding their shoes.
So, about your friend Bob I met the other night. He spent the entire ballgame staring at my feet.

Were wearing fancy shoes? Bob's kind of a shoe fag.

I guess that explains why he asked me if he could feel the leather.
by jlm_one_1 June 15, 2011
mugGet the shoe fagmug.

The One Shoe

A shoe that has lost it's SOLE mate, ha ha. A disgarded lonely shoe, that can be seen on any street across the nation, symbol of disposible society.
You know, there’s a lot of things wrong with the world, famine, war, slavery, rape,
abuse, drugs, the list goes on. But let’s not talk about them; let’s talk about the serious
stuff. For instance, The One Shoe.
by Beadle September 29, 2003
mugGet the The One Shoemug.

Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.
Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.
by The Kentucky Yankee September 3, 2005
mugGet the Kentucky shoesmug.

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.
The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the shoe bombermug.

Moon Shoes

Superhero bouncy shoes that you wear during a Beer OH-lympic tournament. They increase accuracy on beer pong, speeds up your flip cup time, and most importantly they make your stomach bigger so you can chug more beer!
"Dude Chris, XBX just showed up in Moon Shoes! We are f*%ked, they gonna take it down for the third time in a row!"
by Scootto January 25, 2008
mugGet the Moon Shoesmug.

shoe

Cellular telephone without using the fashion term "cell" or "mobile"
by GreggPat August 16, 2007
mugGet the shoemug.

shoeing

man last night we shoed with heathers brother, he was shoeing his f-ing brains off
by dvern April 1, 2008
mugGet the shoeingmug.

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