1.Jim:"Docter, docter! I dont know whats wrong with me! I keep pooping out long, hard, fleshy, turds!"
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
Doctor:"Well, it seems you have cockshittingitus, in other words, you are becoming a cock shitter."
2.Tammy:"Shirley, im gonna go out with Bobby!"
Shirley:"No way, I heard he was a cock shitter!"
3.Me and my Boyfriend are cock shitters!
by ghoof June 03, 2006
First the Phantom shitter plugs the toilet with a complete roll of TP. Then takes a screamer on top. Anyone who flushes get shoe shitted.Usually occurs in a college dorm but I have seen it in the work environment.
Holy shit the Phantom shitter has struck in toilet no 2. I didn't think anyone could crap that big...leave out the corn.
by shammerjack October 17, 2007
by ill fresh kila beez niple bite nazty dong beotch January 08, 2004
A high school phenomenon of a mystry person shitting in the sink of the boys toilets, sticking a toilet roll around it with a flag in and setting fire to it. Popular between years 9 to 11
The Phantom Shitter has struck again.
by Ian Walmsley October 22, 2003
by Adam at NCL June 03, 2018
Someone who has gas and has to a shit really bad and has extreme anger problems and shits their pants on purpose.
Timmy Burritos had gas after lunch today. He had to take a shit so he got up a walked to the bathroom. On his way down the hall he saw his exgirlfriend and she called him a scumbag. He didn't know how to express his anger towards her so he shit his pants onpurpose using lots of force! He's an angry shitter!
by Seth Martin Dresser February 14, 2014
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