Stuffed Shells

When you fuck your girl who is on her period and has a yeast infection and you pull your dick out and it looks like it’s got marinara sauce and ricotta cheese on it

My girl had her period and a yeast infection. I fucked her anyway and said I’m Italian...I love stuffed shells!

by OHB JOE August 24, 2019

shell bundy

Crazy; Insane

When he found out his wife of 9 years cheated on him he went straight shell bundy! loco crazy

by Archangel Michael March 11, 2015

brain shell

ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull

“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.

by Therealjhoncena November 1, 2022

Ghost shell

Famously describing a bug in the game War Thunder, when a tank shell does no damage or disappears due to a bug

Tom: Damn it! That's a Ghost shell
Jerry: Better luck next time

by bean10 January 2, 2024

john shell

Texas hillbilly with Hitler mustache

Wow john shell is here today

by Redryder March 21, 2017

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015

Pecans on the half shell

Term used to describe small breasts

Being a card carrying member of the ibtc I love pecans on the half shell!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021