Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

The ZeALoTT Seal of Approval

Seal of approval for Awesome or epic things that have to do with Xbox, Halo, Gears, CoD, Xbox exclusives, and FPS', Zombies, Battlefield + Sci-Fi stuff Etc.

If something has the ZeALoTT Seal of Approval its Garenteed to be good or at least Solid and worth a shot!!

The seal does not mean everyone is enjoy or love the game it just means it's solid and worth a shot.

Halo has the ZeALoTT seal of approval.

RAGE also has the ZeALoTT seal of approval.

Xbox has the ZeALoTT Seall of approval.

ZeALoTT on xbox live has the Seal.

by Spike985 October 10, 2011

Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

by SealSealer June 19, 2009

seal team 69

When 2 lovers are engaged in "69" fornication the top partner pisses into the bottom partners mouth to "waterboard" them for information

I Seal Team 69'ed Sharon last night til she told me where she hid the Oreos.

by Seal Team 69 March 13, 2018

Alaskan Seal Spear

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.

He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

by Adolf-Alias Huxley June 6, 2010

seal team six

When someone does something very stealthily, similar to the mission that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guy 1: (sneaking up behind Guy 2 to tackle him, and then tackles him)
Guy 2: 'Oh man bro you totally just pulled a seal team six on me. I didn't even hear you behind me.'

by mayxday October 27, 2011

California Golden Seal

Taking a piss on a girls face after ejaculating so much on her mouth it is sealed shut.

That bitch sucked me so hard I decided to give her a California Golden Seal.

by Nelson Wilbury January 10, 2006