poor girl hair

Hair that is tied back in a ponytail, hardened against the head and gelled or hairsprayed.

May look dirty, is wet and slicked back on the head as tight as can be so the wearer looks like her face is being pushed back and emphasizing her less than attractive features.

Done by girls who dont have much money or dont know what else to do with their hair.

The hair will usually be short and spackled onto the skull and held in a ponytail.

Hair is usually accompanied by ratty looking clothes that look like they are going to fall apart at any minute, poor fabric.
look at that poor girl hair on that chick who looks like a bird.
by hoodrat38993 June 25, 2010
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poor man's chronic

Chronic done with adderall, not cocaine. Smoking marijuana with adderall crushed into it. Can be smoked using a piece or bong but usually in a blunt. Adderall is known for its similar effects to cocaine and is used instead of it for this reason. It is becoming increasingly popular in New England college campuses.
I don't have the money for coke, let's just use some adderall for poor man's chronic.
by Berwick September 14, 2006
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poor man's Porsche

1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.

2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.

My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.

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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.
by gumpish July 13, 2006
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poor people cool

Cool things poor people can afford or do.
A cheap beer that gets you drunk is poor people cool.
A clothing store that has cool used clothing is poor people cool.
A cheap concert with a crappy band is still a concert, and it's poor people cool.
by Dan Christen May 17, 2005
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Poor Girl Forehead

A condition exhibited in low-income caucasian teenage females in which the subject's forehead appears full, puffy, and covered in cheap makeup.
I left swiped that chick because of her unattractive poor girl forehead
by IOFT March 06, 2015
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poor man's cocaine

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.
Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.
by fakyuba34 June 07, 2020
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i'm so poor

A phrase that Jeff says in a whiny tone expressing his poverty
Aaron: Get this new gadget!
Jeff: But I'm so poooooooooorrrrrrrrr!
by ohyeahbabywoo March 06, 2005
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