The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!
Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...
by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011
Get the Protein Pipemug. by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019
Get the Lumber Pipemug. by Peter dyck December 23, 2021
Get the tripple pipesmug. A.a man or a woman how aggresively attacks the penis causing rug burn or blisters.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
B.a tweaker that masturebates for hours on end.
nate "damn my cock hurts so bad i can cant't even touch it to pee"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
roy "what did you do to it last night"
nate "linda came over and slayed my pipe"
roy "ouch"
nate "that chick linda is a real pipe slayer"
by bob and timmy July 7, 2008
Get the [pipe slayer]mug. 1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the scouring the pipesmug. by AbigailSalazar December 17, 2015
Get the Pipe Wipemug. by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
Get the paint the pipemug.