paint protection

I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.
by qwerty-bob December 03, 2019
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Painting the Birdhouse

To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”

”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
by Harlem Struggle For You March 24, 2020
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antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.
by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013
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paint the dog

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.
by The Dog Painter July 17, 2014
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Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room
The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.
by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010
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Paint Fat

A mix of wet paint and paint that is starting to dry.

Where you see it.

1) when stirring the little bit of paint at the bottom of a 5 galllon bucket of paint.

2) when it’s left in the pan and you dry to mix new paint with stuff that’s starting to dry. You roll it on a wall and you get those little slimy particles on the wall.
1) “I’ve been stirring this bucket and there’s a lot of paint fat mixing in.”
2) Her: “Ahh, that’s rolling terribly on the wall!”
Him: “Well, we left the pan out and I mixed new paint, and you get paint fat.”
Her: “Paint fat?”
Him: “Yeah, paint fat. It’s the excess paint, like fat.”
Her: “Well, fix it!”
by There's s no I in Urban July 23, 2023
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coochie paint

Yo i mixed paint with my coochie and made it coochie paint, then made it a cooter painting
by cooter paint May 09, 2021
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