Whole Foods-Quality Devil's Lettuce

1. Very good weed

Person A: "This is some good shit"
Person B: "I know, it's Whole Foods-quality devil's lettuce."

by theworldiscrowded July 19, 2016

dirty lettuce

Another term for money. Coming from that idea that money is dirty. And lettuce for the color green

Time to get that dirty lettuce

by Silvers December 10, 2015

Lettuce

A crunchy toy for all the vegans and vegetable enthusiasts out there.

Oh my god I can’t wait to go home to play with my lettuce

by lettuce_enthusiast November 27, 2018

Little lettuce leaf

The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.

Elphaba: *Appears on TikTok live*
EQ: Hello my little lettuce leaf!

by FK2COOL July 29, 2023

Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.

Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.

by LALettuce May 29, 2024

Lettuce

A person who is a bit of a restated

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce

by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017