horn colic

an involuntary erection.

It is quite embarassing to get horn colic on a train during the rush hour.

by Dunky Oggins November 3, 2003

gape horn

not to be confused with "gay porn" this word means um. idk.

example:

guy 1 "yo read this out"
guy 2 "gape horn"
guy 1 "HAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

by asjhgfgui September 26, 2023

Gub Horn

When you get a gub and its a sad horn

Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*

by somedudeinthebackrooms September 16, 2023

Tyler Horne

1. A man who has an unusually high amount of Zest yet still claims he is not gay/ An overwhelming amount of zest.
2. Releasing a lethal amount of cringe

Person 1: Bro that's so ohio bro, only in ohio lmao.
Person 2: Mf you not Tyler Horne

by floorboardreal May 18, 2023

Jizz Horn

You blow the horn and people come.

I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!

by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010

Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female

I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.

by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022

Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013