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Bitch Grip

Short pony tail or man bun on the top of a mans head. Often times used to hold onto ones partner during gay sex.
Guy : Look at his bitch grip!

Girl : it's kind of small
by Onhell98 June 1, 2017
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Buggy Grips

Side burns on a man who is handsome and sexuality attractive to the opposite sex.
"Love a man with those Buggy Grips"

"A girl just cant resist a man with those Buggy Grips"

"That guy, the one on the drums - the one with those Buggy Grips".
by go speak easy January 12, 2011
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Texan grip

When providing a hand job, to do it with the thumb pointing downwards, towards the anus, so that once can massage the ballsac with the spare thumb.

Named after George W Bush Junior's favourite way of stepping up his career when he was in college; the Texan grip.
You wan' Texan Glip? I give you Texan Grip, pwease don' kirr my famiry
by chun qi December 6, 2010
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gripy grip

Low key vocab when ur girl wants to give u a hand job and she strokes mad hard.
The opposite to a slurpy slurp
"Hey babe I'm feeling horny and I'm bored "
U want to give me a gripy grip"
"Sure then u can give me a slurpy slurp"
by I don't want hoes February 29, 2016
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Grip and Rip

When you hug somebody and as they embrace it, you fart
At my friends wedding, I gave her a congradulatory grip and rip
by Bella Bitch August 23, 2010
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get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.
Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"
by Nick D June 3, 2006
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Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011
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