swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).

It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.

by qharkanson December 27, 2014

Dong Digger

Similar to the gold digger only she goes after large manhoods that live on welfare and food stamps. Often infertile...

Darian: Man that dong digger made me spend all of this month's welfare and food stamps.
Adrian: Told you! She came into your life and made you wanna spend it all on her in one day.
Darian: Yeah...though the infertile freak did give me the claps

by DJ Craze October 24, 2013

Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.

She took the dong spew in the face

by Photonix July 6, 2010

dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick

Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment

by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016

dong gauntlet

A training apparatus for American football designed to simulate the resistance of running through a defensive secondary. Resembles a gauntlet of dongs.

"Coach made us do fifty runs through the dong gauntlet today."

by vrsi_rules October 21, 2008

dong-diddler

A person who enjoys touching others' penises, usually by tickling with the tips of the fingers or by "twerking" the butt on it.

(Noun) That guy S. Bailey is a huge dong-diddler.

(Verb) S. Bailey dong-diddles with his special friends.

by your face is douchey November 9, 2013

Fever Dong

The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.

So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong

by holy guacomole April 8, 2021