Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.

My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009

Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!

Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!

by Butler069 September 23, 2016

Bump fist

A bump fist is where you fist bump upside down
bump fists are normally preformed by an idiot, generally called Aaron, who thinks that doing a bump fist is the normal way to fist bump.

Person 1: wow look at that idiot aaron doing a bump fist
Person 2: they are such an idiot bump fisting like that

by play dO August 7, 2019

Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018